©2017-19 by Will Malpass.

August 31, 2019

I am Andrew Matheson, high school biology teacher. Everything will change for me November 10th, at 10:11 am. That is the day and time that will trigger my existential awakening, that will introduce me to the limitless possibilities the inter-dimensional super-reality p...

July 25, 2019

The air is still reverberating with George's questions about the incomprehensible paradoxes the SSG precipitates. For a long moment Aaron, Barbara, and I just stare at each other with bewildered looks on our faces. Then simultaneously, Aaron and Barbara burst out laugh...

June 30, 2019

I am Andrew Matheson, and I am enjoying a grilled chicken sandwich in a sunlit conference room just down a short hallway from the Small Singularity Generator. My old college friend Aaron Mackenzie sits across the table from me. He's dipping tortilla chip...

June 21, 2019

"Give us a minute to get over there and get you out of that gear, Andrew." Aaron Mackenzie, billionaire mad scientist, calls through the headphones in my helmet. 

As I wait, my initially powerful wave of nausea begins to subside, and I realize I won't be vomiting inside...

May 5, 2019

She stands upon the scorched hilltop and looks down at the blood-soaked altar below her. Dozens of smoldering rodent corpses cover the great stone table, and hundreds more pepper the muddy ground at its base. A broad smile forms across her face....

April 27, 2019

I feel like I'm exploding. Everything is disintegrating all around me and inside me. I have become utterly disconnected from my previous reality, when I was high school biology teacher Andrew Matheson, innocently trying out Aaron Mackenzie's "Fun House." 


April 20, 2019

"And finally, here we are! Welcome to the Fun House, Andrew!" Aaron leads me down a short stairway and shows me through yet another heavily reinforced doorway. Now he and I are standing on a grated platform at the very top of a dome-shaped room—no, check that—it's a co...

March 31, 2019

I'm Andrew Matheson, former high school biology teacher, now turned conspiracy theory wacko nut job. That's the conclusion most of you must draw, no doubt. How could you not? Haven't you heard me ranting on about the powerful hidden forces seeking to destroy us? The ma...

February 2, 2019

"Never utter my son's real name again, under any circumstances! Do you understand me, you simpering moron?" Brother Baphomet's irate eruption immediately draws the attention of everyone in the darkened operations center. Even as Sister Stheno pitifully pleads for...

January 2, 2019

"Welcome, Andrew! This is it!" Aaron gestures to a cluster of four large, low buildings nestled among a grove of live oaks in a quiet corner of the Mackenzie Oil and Gas corporate compound, a few miles northwest of Fort Worth. "Dumb old Lockheed Martin is less tha...

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